We have gathered here today to reiterate the importance of restating the obvious. It's a beautiful day to be redundant, and we're glad you could join us.
As we discussed in our meeting last week, and the meeting before that, and the one before that, the current state of our project is... well, it's the same as it was last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.
However, we've made some slight adjustments to our PowerPoint presentation, and by "slight adjustments" I mean we've added an extra bullet point to the third slide, and also changed the font size of the first slide from 36 to 32. Wow, it's a game changer.
Now, let's move on to the next agenda item: redefining the definition of "urgency." Is it really urgent if we're just talking about it again?
And that's all for today's meeting. Thanks for coming, and we'll see you all next week for more of the same.
Next Meeting: Technique 4: The Art of Slightly Different Redundancy